Soft, worn-in cotton that feels like an old favorite and a playful design that tells a story. This garment-dyed tee features three mischievous cats in a lineup — one peeking at your book, one sporting shades, and one perched on a stack of novels — with the bold line: “ZERO PRIVACY. ONE CAT.” It’s for people who laugh at the little invasions of a curious companion and want a comfortable shirt that lives through weekends of reading, errands, or relaxed hangouts. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut give it structure without feeling stiff. The subtle vintage wash from garment-dyeing deepens the print’s warm tones and softens the fabric over time, making this shirt feel uniquely yours after the first wash. Wear it when you’re curled up with a paperback, strolling to the café, or hosting friends who already know to expect feline supervision.